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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Meta’s Next Headset is Reportedly Thin, Powerful & Uses a Puck-style Compute Unit, Coming in 2026 - Road to VR

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?

No way

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?