What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 05:33

Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good