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10.06.2025 05:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Washington Post Planning to Bring in ‘Nonprofessional Writers’ Coached by an AI Editor With a ... - Mediaite

So they tried

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Harvard scientists issue 'toxic' warning over 'hidden dangers' of protein powders - LADbible

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Black Cat's Walking Pad Technique Will Leave You Questioning Everything You Know About Exercise - PetHelpful

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Fallout 76: Gone Fission Release Notes - Bethesda.net

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

According to Scientists, This Is the Most Important Thing To Restore Your Gut Health - SciTechDaily

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?