What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
07.06.2025 02:18
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.